30th August 2014

Post reblogged from If Thoughts Could Sing, Souls Would Be Rhapsodies with 189,644 notes

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from If Thoughts Could Sing, Souls Would Be Rhapsodies with 36,934 notes

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

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29th August 2014

Post reblogged from Fabulous Turtle with 384,212 notes

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

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29th August 2014

Post reblogged from we're lost in a dream now with 2,561 notes

olivegarden:

weedjoke420:

olivegarden:

Pro tip: never keep a band-aid on for too long

you are a restaurant

you know what fine keep your band aid on til your finger turns old and musty see if I care

Source: olivegarden

29th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from Munnis Online Log with 41,070 notes

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29th August 2014

Post reblogged from The Haze Has Ascended with 375,091 notes

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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29th August 2014

Post reblogged from jeg er en seiler på livets hav with 589,083 notes

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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26th August 2014

Post reblogged from lost in translation with 282,477 notes

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

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26th August 2014

Post reblogged from lost in translation with 680,089 notes

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

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26th August 2014

Post reblogged from SEARCHING... with 321,886 notes

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

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